SNS-065 - Reality ruining rice cakes

SNS-065

Object Class: Parihara

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All SNS-065 instances are to be contained in a Parihara-Class object storage locker in the Site-11 Storage Wing. No individual without direct approval from an individual Level 3/XXXX clearance is to access the SNS-065 storage locker at anytime. No Non-Designation S personnel are to attempt to consume SNS-065 instances at any time. Furthermore, all testing with SNS-065 is to occur in a special experimentation suite at least 150 meters away from any other room in Site-11. Re team-69 “Reality Distorting Cuisine” is to monitor Internet forums and news outlets for reports of anomalous occurrences related to products produced by “Fine Asia Rice Cakes.”

Description
SNS-065 is a collective designation for four packages (designated SNS-065-1 through -4) labeled “Fine Asia Rice Cakes” that were recovered from ████, Rhode Island on █/█/19. One instance of SNS-065 only consists of one rice cake, one eaten before containment and the other used in testing. The other three, remain unopened and it is currently unknown if they possess any anomalous properties. When consumed, instances of SNS-065 cause local reality in an area of ~145 meters to completely break down. Characteristics of an SNS-065 event include

•Auditory distortions

•Impossible topographical distortions

•Cloning of objects present

•Merging of colors

•Intersection of solid objects present

•Extreme nausea and distress amongst the individual that consumed the SNS-065 instance

The wrappers of SNS-065 instances have shown to be non-anomalous in testing. SNS-065 events cease no more than 60 seconds after subjects regurgitate the object.