SNS-001 - WALUIGI

Item #: SNS-001

Object Class: god

Socks Wah Savings
SNS-001 must be kept in a cell that looks like a dumpster but is a luxury apartment on the inside. Our lord must be pleased. SNS-001 must be wah'd at frequently, or we'll be doomed.

Description
SNS-001 is our lord and savior, and a tall man with a narrow face and a pointy, thin mustache. Nibba looking like Salvador Dali. SNS-001 wears a purple shirt and dark indigo overalls. He wears a purple cap with the "Γ" symbol. SNS-001 constantly t-poses while singing a tune (Seen below). If anyone sees SNS-001 t-posing, they'll also t-pose. Afterwards, SNS-001 steals their kidneys and sells it to another employee. SNS-001 also has a powerful gauntlet with 6 different-colored kidney stones, being blue, yellow, red, purple, green and orange, with the power to neuter anything it touches, as well as transforming the entire fucking facility into Waluigi.

"Don't resist. Waluigi is God. Why not worship him so your kidney is spared?"

-Dr. Pepper, creating a hidden cult of SNS-001 worshippers. Yeah, I joined it, so what?