Personnel Dossier

FOUNDATION INTERNAL DOSSIER The Foundation is made up of numerous personnel, each one bringing individual memes and jokes to the fore. Outside of the Foundation, there are thousands of people living in and around anomalous communities. Memers, internet trolls and surreal memes are but a few instances of what the Foundation has encountered.

Dr. Pepper
The Foundation's spiciest memer. His head is literally a Dr. Pepper can and he drinks Dr. Pepper. Isn't that

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Please don't let him anywhere near the Ugratas and Hantrs. He keeps 2 cats in his office, one named Jonesy and the other named Penumbra. Seems to hate SNS-042.

Dr. Jimmy Neutron
Retroville's resident boy genius knows a lot about science, but not so much about life. He thinks anything can be solved with a mathematical equation or a new invention, built his own robot dog, Goddard, and uses his best friend Carl as a guinea pig for his experiments. Genius aside, Jimmy is your typical kid: He takes his parents for granted (until he needs them), enjoys hanging out with his pals Carl and Sheen, and is in constant competition (or is it infatuation?) with Cindy Vortex, the smartest girl in Retroville. Oh, and not counting his gravity-defying hairdo, Jimmy's the shortest kid in class and has to be in bed by nine.

Master Researcher Hu
Literally an owl. Usually meditates throughout the day. Or is he sleeping... Well, he always talks about his previous job in the "Peggle Institute". It is unknown if it's another Foundation like SNS, but some speculate it is a pinball factory. Usually annoys people by constantly correcting them, saying it's the "zen way". He's the master researcher of this place, however, and plays an important role, since his researches are always accurate.

Researcher Connor
Very shitty puns, but usually lights up the facility. One of the only productive people that work here. For some reason, he can't die. He can feel pain and is usually bullied by Dr. Pepper, but when he dies his body is just regenerated next to the dead one. Could make a nice fire source... Wait, what?

Claims to come from an alternate dimension where he was a D-Boi, but we don't fall for that shit.

Dr. Wolf Dick
Most personnel haven't actually seen his face, since he always wears his wolf fursuit. Dr. Pepper absolutely hates him for "being a disgrace to humanity. This is why God went to the store to buy milk and never came back". Keeps a pet dog named Sadie in his office. Some hear mysterious groaning from him and the dog coming from his office sometimes...

He seems to be interested in animals in general, and sometimes wants to be left alone with Dr. Pepper's cats or Master Researcher Hu for some reason. Some say he made a TV show about crimes before being hired by the facility. Ironic.