SNS-023 - The freestyle machine

Item #: SNS-023

Object class: Parihara

Socks nickel saving
SNS-023 is to be in the break room, anyone can use it except Designation-S subjects, testing is often, when testing, it is to be in the designated SNS' cell,

Description
SNS-023 is a coca-cola freestyle machine, but you can select whatever drinkable liquid you want, it costs 1 us dollar to use it,

SNS-033-3
Subject info: A mildly friendly but still bloodthirsty sns-033, its not killed for unkown reasons

Subject Order: A&W rootbeer,

Who knew that a human killing being would choose A&W rootbeer?

Designation-S subject-8652
Subject info: Arrested for poisoning people,

Subject order: Pepsi

The designation-s Subject is thrown across the room at lightning speed, the screen turns into a middle finger before that happened.

SNS-015
Subject info: Deep fry

Subject order: Slurm

I expected that to happen

SNS-004
Subject order: Skol beer

Again, I expected that to happen

Designation-S subject-5823
Subject info: Arrested for cannibalism of several people

Subject order: Fantabulb

A Fanta bottle is dispensed, and when grabbed, it shined as bright as the sun and disintegrated itself, blinding everyone present.

SNS-025
Subject order: Anesthetics

Wait, what? 023 accepted that order? Also, can someone get it back to its containment release it before it rapes our minds we get depressed?

SNS-067-1
Subject info: the only contained sns-067-1 instance

Subject order: Toe jam

Dude what the fuck